2009 - %3, April

This Just In: Bush Justice Department Incompetent

| Wed Apr. 1, 2009 7:50 AM PDT

The withdrawal of charges against former Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens serves as more proof of what we already knew: the Bush DOJ couldn't do anything right. Attorney General Eric Holder has decided that "it is in the interest of justice to dismiss the indictment and not proceed with a new trial," according to a statement he released this morning. Why drop the charges? Because the Bush Justice Department, which handled the prosecution, couldn't, well, handle the prosecution. DOJ lawyers were accused (rightly, according to Holder) of withholding crucial information from the defense, and the trial subsequently degenerated into a series of embarrassments for an already-demoralized department. At one point, the DOJ lawyers were even held in contempt of court. Holder has asked the DOJ's Office of Professional Responsibility to look into the matter. Thankfully, the one thing the DOJ has been good at recently is releasing damning OPR reports (PDF, PDF, PDF) about how corrupt, incompetent, and politicized it became during the Bush years.

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| Wed Apr. 1, 2009 12:00 AM PDT
From the Guardian:

Consolidating its position at the cutting edge of new media technology, the Guardian today announces that it will become the first newspaper in the world to be published exclusively via Twitter, the sensationally popular social networking service that has transformed online communication.

....A mammoth project is also under way to rewrite the whole of the newspaper's archive, stretching back to 1821, in the form of tweets. Major stories already completed include "1832 Reform Act gives voting rights to one in five adult males yay!!!"; "OMG Hitler invades Poland, allies declare war see tinyurl.com/b5x6e for more"; and "JFK assassin8d @ Dallas, def. heard second gunshot from grassy knoll WTF?"

Alternatively, the Guardian, along with every other website on the planet, might be destroyed today by the Conficker worm. In which case you won't be reading this post anyway. They don't make April Fools day like they used to, do they?