Do all KLEENEX boxes come with federal warnings against misuse?
I hadn't intended to leave Walgreens with any kind of virucidal paper product, but in a fit of summer cold snuffles I accidentally bought a box of polka-dotted germ fighters equipped with directions against wiping up spills and an active ingredients list.
Promises the KLEENEX Anti-Viral tissue box: "[The] tissue has three soft layers, including a moisture-activated middle layer that kills 99.9% of cold and flu viruses in the tissue within 15 minutes."
Wow! Would eating one cure a cold altogether?
Tragically, this goes unanswered on the KLEENEX website. But here's my favorite question from the FAQ: