Could this be another form of "Restless Leg Syndrome?"

the matrix will make you do anything

"...two distinctly different candidates" yes

"...two distinctly different parties" ?? Not when one aids and abets the criminal activities of the other by refusing to prosecute their crimes, by advancing an Attorney General nominee who also refuses to prosecute, who offers immunity to corporations who participate, who knew all along about warrantless spying and torture and did nothing, who can't figure out a way to stop this illegal, immoral, and wholly unjustified occupation of a nation that was of no threat to us -- the list goes on and on and on -- so you can take your "Ambivilex" as a suppository if you want, but you're not going to convince me there are two distinctly different parties.

I adhere to the notion that there are two factions in politics: the money faction and the people faction, and the Democrats and Republicans both are overrun with the former.