Who's the Real Barack Obama?

| Fri Oct. 31, 2008 2:11 AM EDT

WHO'S THE REAL BARACK OBAMA?....Here's a little Friday morning game for everyone to play. Below are half a dozen desperate right wing luminaries calling Barack Obama half a dozen preposterous names:

McCain spokesman Michael Goldfarb: "Barack Obama has a long track record of being around anti-Semitic, anti-Israel, and anti-American rhetoric."

Former Republican House leader Tom DeLay: "I tagged him as a Marxist months ago."

Republican congresswoman Michele Bachmann: "I'm very concerned that he may have anti-American views. That's what the American people are concerned about."

Republican presidential candidate John McCain: "I think his plans are redistribution of the wealth. He said it himself: 'We need to spread the wealth around'....That's one of the tenets of socialism."

National Review contributing editor Stanley Kurtz: "The fact that Obama funded extremist Afrocentrists who shared Wright's anti-Americanism means that this is now a matter of public policy, and therefore an entirely legitimate issue in this campaign."

Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin: "Our opponent though, is someone who sees America it seems as being so imperfect that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country."

So Obama is anti-Semitic, Marxist, anti-American, a socialist, an extremist Afrocentrist, and a terrorist sympathizer. And that's just off the top of my head.

So here's the game: what else has the McCain campaign and its surrogates called Obama? The only rule is that the name caller has to be someone with credentials: a campaign aide, a national politician, a major league pundit, etc. No obscure bloggers or commenters from Free Republic. What have you got for me?

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