Fox News chief Roger Ailes goes off the reservation about NPR executives:
They are, of course, Nazis. They have a kind of Nazi attitude. They are the left wing of Nazism.
Come on, Roger. Sure, NPR executives are Nazis. That goes without saying. But the left wing of Nazism? Don't you know that Jonah Goldberg long ago demonstrated that Nazis were actually liberals? This means that NPR executives are the Nazi wing of Nazism. Please clear this up with your staff ASAP before something like this gets on the air.