Could Your Congressman Pass a Turing Test?

| Mon Sep. 12, 2011 1:07 AM EDT

I know this is hardly an original observation, but the other day I happened to watch a few old clips of politicians being interviewed (in this case, "old" = 30 years ago) and it reminded me — again — of just how mind-numbing their descendents are. This has become such a routine part of our daily lives that most of the time we barely even notice it, but honestly: everything, and I mean every last word, that comes out of politicians' mouths these days is predigested boilerplate. It's just an unending stream of stale, endlessly repeated, poll-approved talking points. Democrats and Republicans alike. Every single time. They simply never speak like normal people anymore.

I dunno. Maybe we're all like that now. Have I said anything original lately? Maybe not. But every few months I happen to notice this phenomenon again, and it seems freshly creepy every time. It's easy not to think about it, but when you do, even for a few seconds, it's pretty obvious that this just isn't natural. Politics has always been partly about acting, but even politicians are supposed to be human beings for at least part of their lives. Within living memory they were, but no longer. What the hell has gone wrong with us?

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