I Am an Idiot, Part 784

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| Mon May. 7, 2012 4:32 PM PDT

I have owned my current car for eleven years. Today, for the first time, I noticed that there's a knob on the dashboard that controls the delay time for the windshield wiper. Discuss. 

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