Stupid Gadget Buying is the Cornerstone of the American Economy
If a gadget breaks, gets lost or is stolen, it makes sense to replace it. But deciding whether to abandon an older, still-working device for a newer, shinier one can be a soul-sucking dilemma.
This is crazy talk. If I actually waited for my gadgets to stop working, I'd still be using a slide rule and the American economy would be in a permanent depression. Stupid gadget purchases are the lifeblood of the country. Don't listen to this guy.