How Irish Are You?

| Sun Mar. 17, 2013 1:37 PM EDT

Sarah Kliff on St. Patrick's Day:

St. Patrick's Day is, perhaps, the only holiday replete with false claims of national ancestry. Everyone is Irish, if just for a day.

Well, just for the record, I am seven-sixteenths Irish. Canters and Gunsons from Tipperary, Morans from Galway, Moodys from Derry, Lows from Armagh, and Dacys from....somewhere. How about you?

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