Ed Kilgore previews today's release of a shiny new Republican healthcare plan to replace Obamacare:
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Through carefully cultivated sources in my own cerebellum, I'm able to reveal the mysterious House conservative health care plan:
High-risk pools, HSAs, tax credits, interstate insurance sales, "tort reform," "entitlement reform."
OK, smartypants, let's just compare that to reality. Here's the actual plan:
Hah! You didn't mention that last one, Ed. What makes this plan unique and exciting is its ban on federal funding for abortion. Boo-yah!
Anyway, that's it. Same old, same old. You may now go about your business and ignore the latest healthcare non-plan from conservatives, just as you can ignore the latest tax reform non-plan from conservatives. In fact, why don't you just take the whole day off?