The World Is Welcome to Drumpf

My sister is not happy about John Oliver dragging our family name into the spotlight of the Donald Trump media frenzy. Meh. If our family name has even the tiniest power to make Trump look ridiculous, the world is welcome to it. But I will at least say this: we Drums are from Ulmet, not Kallstadt. Totally different village, a good 30 miles away. We Ulmetites are solid, hardworking, salt-of-the-earth types.