Abridged Too Far
When long books shouldn't be shortened.
SO MANY BOOKS, so little time. To help you prioritize, we've condensed a few tree-killing tomes and calculated their reading level and readability scores according to the widely used Flesch-Kincaid algorithm (0=hard, 100=easy).
Rising Up and Rising Down
GRADE LEVEL: 12th
READING EASE: 56
3,352 PAGES IN 7 WORDS: Why can't we all just get along?
GRADE LEVEL: 9th
READING EASE: 65
1,079 PAGES IN 7 WORDS: Tennis, footnotes, and pot are gateway drugs
War and Peace
by Leo Tolstoy
GRADE LEVEL: 9th
READING EASE: 68
1,296 PAGES IN 7 WORDS: Russian names and winters are brutally long
by James Joyce
GRADE LEVEL: 6th
READING EASE: 81
816 PAGES IN 7 WORDS: Rambling Dubliner keeps literature profs employed forever
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by Roberto Bolaño
GRADE LEVEL: 15th grade
READING EASE: 42
912 PAGES IN 7 WORDS: Five dense postmodern books rolled into one
Atlas Shrugged
by Ayn Rand
GRADE LEVEL: 9th
READING EASE: 70
1,168 PAGES IN 7 WORDS: To each according to his ridiculous megalomania
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Thank you, Mr. Gilson. You
Thank you, Mr. Gilson. You have just saved me a huge amount of time. I suspect that the reason you didn't get responses is that everyone is stunned speechless.
If you had gotten more responses, would you have abridged the Lord of the Rings trilogy and the Harry Potter series? Please? I want to finally find out whether or not the forces of evil won.
