—By Kiera Butler
Just when I was about to give Cookie Monster the award for best parody of "Call Me Maybe," this kid comes along:
"Hey, I just milked you. This cow is crazy! But here's her udder. So milk her maybe."
Kiera Butler is a senior editor at
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