Mark Foley had e-sex with underage pages for years. Blame alcohol!
Mel Gibson went on a crazy misogynistic and anti-Semitic tirade when pulled over for drunk driving. Seek alcohol treatment, and some counseling from Jews!
Isaiah Washington of "Grey's Anatomy" called his co-star T.R. Knight a "faggot." Seek therapy!
San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom banged his campaign manager's wife. Blame alcohol!
It's obvious, Joe. You have an alcohol problem. Seek therapy!