Jenna is Getting Hitched

| Thu Aug. 16, 2007 3:49 PM EDT

Jenna Bush has just announced her engagement to former Karl Rove aid, Henry Hager. This gives her just enough time to plan a White House wedding before daddy gets the boot.

—Celia Perry

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