Bush "Came Into Office on Third Base and Stole Second"
| Wed Aug. 27, 2008 12:47 AM EDT
Second line of the night:
You know, it was once said of the first George Bush that he was born on third base and thought he'd hit a triple. Well, with the 22 million new jobs and the budget surplus Bill Clinton left behind, George W. Bush came into office on third base, and then he stole second.
—Ohio Governor Ted Strickland in a speech tonight at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colorado.