A Black Voter Email Meme
Just when you think the right/GOP/racists couldn't get any crazier (not to mention, sink any lower) in their hatred of Obama (not to mention losing), they do. Now (via Salon)...wait for it...Malcolm X is Obama's "real" father. (Ta-Nehisi Coates has lots of fun with the insanity of race on this.) Or maybe it's a "commie" named Frank Marshall Davis. He had a Honolulu 'hot dog stand' where baby Barack hung out and watched his 'dad' deal marijuana and cocaine, the real business behind the buns. Oh, also, 'decent' people couldn't really be choosing Obama. The brother is hypnotizing them. You just gotta read the post. Geez.
Many of my black relatives have called, terrified that whites will lose their minds if Obama wins and that the new Prez will be assassinated before the polls close, and we'll all be pogrom'd back into the cotton fields. I've chuckled, but insanity like this is somewhat troubling. Reminds me of the critical race theory of whiteness of property; some of y'all certainly are acting like non-whites have no right to be like, you know, Americans. Like we're stealing something—full citizenship—that's rightly only yours. Well, as my non-cussing sister would say: bump that.
So, here's a handy little guide that's been making the Negro email rounds. If Obama wins, here's how blacks should handle it. Enjoy: