Dan Savage on Sex, Moose, and the Palin Kids

| Fri Oct. 17, 2008 8:44 PM EDT

Gay-as-hell sex columnist Dan Savage offers himself up to teach Sarah and Todd's kids about sex and birth control, if they'll teach his kid about God and how to "kill and field dress a moose. Something he doesn't get to see at home."

Take a look, it'll make your day, trust me.