Wow. Our experiment is off to a great start—let's see if we can finish it off sooner than expected.
The liaison stood little chance of success, especially after the Republican Party transformed the two high-school dropouts into symbols of social conservatism. With that pressure, it's no wonder the teens couldn't withstand the normal trials of dating, never mind the stress of playing it out before the entire country. And so, having performed his role with considerable aplomb, Johnston may now retreat to obscurity, free to snowboard, ride dirt bikes, go camping, film reality TV shows, and hang out with the boys to his heart's content.