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What if Obama won other presumptive awards besides the Nobel? Like a MTV music award for future lyrical speeches, or an Oscar for best future imaginary screenplay adaptation of The Audacity of Hope?
Watch Mark Fiore's vision of these and other preemptive prizes after the jump: