Fiore Cartoon: S.C.R.E.W. U.

Thu Oct. 29, 2009 1:00 PM EDT

In light of recent reform efforts, the credit card industry has implemented a new plan. They like to call it the Safe Credit Revision Everyone Wins Undertaking, otherwise known as S.C.R.E.W. U.

Watch satirist Mark Fiore outline the plan, which includes fees for breathing or being left or right-handed, below: