There have been plenty of awesomely bad political commercials already this year, from the Obamacare dermatologist-executioner to the English-only driver's test guy to the evolution-hatin' gubernatorial slugfest to this heavily armed simulacrum of Sam Shepard on methamphetamines. But, barring the rollout of a Sarah Palin-themed TV station, I believe we can declare winners for the funniest, saddest, and scariest political spot on television. And they're all the same commercial.
That is dark-horse Tea Party candidate and Islam antagonist Rick Barber, running for Congress in Alabama's 2nd District, having a conversation around a bar table with a deringer pistol and couple of guys gussied up like the founding fathers Sam Adams, George Washington, and Ben Franklin. Barber starts in by saying: "...And I would impeach him. And if that's not enough, some of you men owned taverns. Sam, you were a brewer; Mr. President, a distiller. You know how tough it is to run a small business without a tyrannical government on your back...(30 seconds of anti-IRS chat)...You men revolted over a tea tax. A TEA TAX. NOW look at us!"