10 Ways the Right Is Spinning Bin Laden's Death
Osama's missing death certificate, and 9 more kooky theories from conservative pundits.
Earlier today, the impossible seemed to happen when Rush Limbaugh suggested that President Barack Obama "single-handedly" devised the plan to successfully assassinate Osama Bin Laden. Though many in the media took Limbaugh seriously, he was actually being sarcastic. Here are 10 other ways that right-wing pundits and bloggers have tried to spin the Al Qaeda leader's killing into a joke, a trifle, or even a triumph of conservatism:
1. American Spectator Senior Fellow Chris Horner: The death of Bin Laden is a blow to supporters of cap and trade. (In January, OBL expressed concern about climate change).
2. Human Events editor Jason Mattera: Remember how Michele Obama isn't supposed to be patriotic?
Presumably Code Pink will hold a "Take Back the Night" march some place to mourn his passing.
Bonus: Obama's decision to use military force to take out Bin Laden exposes his "ambivalence" about military force.
The death of bin Laden is more likely to give impetus to Obama’s ambivalence about the concept of "victory" and his deep-seated hostility to the success of American military power and thereby give him the political cover he feels he needs to speed up troop withdrawals from those countries.
4. WorldNetDaily contributor Mychal Massie: Maybe Obama deserves to be assassinated, too.
5. Washington Times editorial page editor Brett Decker: For self-centered Obama, "everything is about him."
He used the words "I," "me" and "my" so many times that it was hard to count for such a quick message.
6. Eric Bolling, host of Fox's Follow the Money: Bush, not Obama, really deserves the credit. No wait—I forgot someone…