Wednesday is the anniversary of the March on Washington. So it's only natural for political commentators and columnists from all corners of the political spectrum to claim Martin Luther King, Jr.'s legacy as their own. "MLK was a conservative all along!" is a popular refrain; although it sweeps his anti-war, highly controversial, and widely disdained leftism under the rug.
On Monday, Politico published a piece on how King has been name-checked as a guaranteed supporter of... almost everything. In that spirit, here are 25 things that Martin Luther King, Jr. would surely support—according to partisans, living today, who are not Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I, for one, am confident that if King were alive today, he would be a huge fan of Battleship.