Update, May 4, 2017: This is relevant AGAIN because today, May 4, is also a Thursday and the GOP is again supposed to vote for the American Health Care Act.
FAST FACTS ABOUT TODAY, MARCH 23, 2017:
3) It is a Thursday.
Why is 3 important? Well, I'm glad you asked, my attractive friend!
Via my colleague Tim Murphy:
It’s Thursday. How many people have lost their healthcare today?— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 9, 2014
Trump tweets are like Shakespeare quotes: There's one for every occasion.