World's Strongest Woman

Gary was watching a “World's Strongest Women" show and saw a woman pick up a motorcycle.

'Oh, I could do that,' I said.

'Could you?' he responded, breathless. 'Oh my god...I'd like to see you lift up my girlfriend's car.'

'What kind of car does she have?'

'A Mazda Miata.'

A part of me may miss getting paid for this when I move on.