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All the President's Fart Jokes

Washington Whispers provides some insight into what makes our Groper-in-Chief tick:

He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that.

Perhaps this is what Bush meant when he pledged to "restore honor and dignity to the White House."

Posted by Ann Friedman on 08/22/06 at 11:42 AM | E-mail | Print | Digg | de.licio.us | Reddit | Newsvine | Yahoo! MyWeb | StumbleUpon | Netscape | Google |



Comments

who knew bush liked terrance and phillip so much?

=)

Posted by: lefty leftist on 08/22/06 at 3:14 PM

It's sad to know that Bu$h, the self proclaimed leader of the free world, a A.W.O.L. coward, convicted drunk driver, won't disclose the last time he's done cocaine, insider trader, groper of women, lier about foreign policy, mass murder; has such a miniscule threshold of humor. But what else should I expect from such a "man".

Posted by: stan on 08/22/06 at 6:54 PM

He operates from a juvenile perspective, like a sixth grader. This child was obviously left behind!

Posted by: donna miller on 08/23/06 at 2:11 PM

For $19.95, can get your very own "Pull My Finger" Farting Bush Doll.

Comes with sound effects!

http://www.correntewire.com/get_your_very_own_pull_my_finger_farting_bush_doll_today

Posted by: lambert strether on 08/23/06 at 7:30 PM

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