I understood it had already happened - the US and UK political and business elite can have their psychotic behaviour explained by that lacking piece of anatomy. There would be world peace tomorrow if nature could improve this crucial bit of mankind.

I can see that point. As a matter of fact, I thought about ten years ago they were saying that 6" was average for male humans, but recently I've heard 5 1/2", which at the time I thought was part of a lobbying effort by self-conscious type A tycoons, but perhaps the statistic was just altered to reflect an evolutionary and biological reality.
The potential to reform the environment through the threat of diminished penis size is fabulous. I can see the tide turning when this news breaks.

next thing we know the bears will be treated for erectal disfunction.
dart them with levitra ... it will last 36 hours.

Now that their penis size may be in jeoparady, all those male politicians and CEOs will take global warming more seriously. It's perhaps the only think they think about before their wallets. Unfortunately it could also lead to the sale of more 4x4s as penis-extenders.

Wouldn't a more accurate title be " Chemically poisoned Polar Bears suffer shrinking penises"?

Of course, that wouldn't quite get the attention, now would it?

I'm guessing this is not very scientific, with 20 specimens of bones determining this theory of shrinking bear johnsons?

Most women arrive at a scientific conclusion on poorly developed johnsons at around 20 specimens!

jonny