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Chuck Norris Kicks Darwin's Ass

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I had Chuck Norris pegged as a survival-of-the-fittest kind of guy. Guess I was wrong. Over at MovieGuide.org, a site that reviews movies based on biblical principles, the star of Walker: Texas Ranger weighs in on some of the wacky "Chuck Norris Facts" floating around the Internet. Like this one:

Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.

Now while we're discussing the falacy of natural selection, let's talk about Hollywood projects God has allowed to live. (Image: publicity shot from Top Dog.)






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Well, both your ideas and Chuck's are cute, but , everywhere I read, I find that there is always a reference to people here from other planets. There is also info that warns us about the kind of conduct we are seeing will lead to distruction of this planet, just like Mars,maybe? Maybe we are infants in our intelligence level? Maybe we really should more of the ancient writings, not just your Bible? Of course it would require an open mind and we would have to set aside our ego. I wouldn't ever claim to KNOW what brought about what we have no idea might be out there. If, in fact there is a maker, it couldn't be human. It also would be too busy to pay attention to little old me!

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