Gee, ya think the people in Bama might breath a sigh of relief known that that laws gets to stand. I mean, just how many marriages have been saved by the wife finding out that hubbies isn't really "SIX INCHES?!"
And just think how many wives continue to be sexually frustrated, and of course, the battery industry will take a downturn.
Course, that also makes me think of opening some of these store just across the Bama border. Have to have a big parking lot tough.
Wonder if it would have been made into a law if Wal-mart carred these things?
I'll be up all night thinking about that one...

Pfiser is behind this. Banning sex toys will boost sales of Viagra. There is no Viagra ban in Bama and no wonder, it is not sex they are against; it is cheap electric sex. Five dollars worth of batteries provides more satisfaction in a safer way than five thousand dollars worth of Viagra.
What next? A ban on Onan generators sponsored by the solar power people?

What's next? That's easy :) What's next is a ban on all phallic shaped vegetables that could be used as sex toys. Really... anything that can be inserted anywhere should be banned. Let's ban penises too... while we're at it :P

What will happen now is an underground railroad for dildos, or more accurately, dildo smugglers. "We caught this guy five miles from the state line, smug sombitch, with a trunk full of Holmes Deluxes and King Kongs - not in my state."

I am glad they will not be banning sex toys in Alabama i would like to use my sex toy in peace and not have to worry about being arrested.

I am so p!ssed about this law. I do at home parties and this appears to ban ALL sell of sex toys. It is freaking ridiculous that they can tell us what we can and cannot carry in our cars and homes and sell to other adults who WANT to buy them. Next they will be telling us how many times a day we are allowed to pee and what time lights out is for the state. This state is an embaressment to me. I hope to get the h#ll out of it soon. I guess there are some people with vibrator envy who don't want us selling them.

oh, great

another prohibition income opportunity for the gangs, the emerging back alley dildo and nipple-clamp trade
drive-by shootings over vibrator turf

yeah, that'll clean up society

politicians and judges like these ought to have a copy of their anti-dildo law shoved right up their asses, and with any luck it's a five-hundred-pager

Don't let Alabama encourage sexual repression!!!
Please read the petition regarding the ban of selling sex toys!

http://www.gopetition.com/online/14546.html

Please pass this bulletin to all of your friends and encourage everyone you know to sign it! This really upsets me, especially when I think about all the other things in the world going on that really need our governments attenion like the WAR, health care, and violence and crime just to name a few things.

Who cares what CONSENTING ADULTS do in their own bedroom? Everyone should be allowed to enjoy their bodies in whatever shape or form they choose as long as they aren't harming anyone else!

Please sign and pass on! Thank you!

i've learned during my internet years that online petitions are pretty worthless as far as having any impact on the receiving end

if you want to make an impact on the decisions politicians are making you've got to contact them directly
email is ok but letters and phone calls get more attention

What they send our men off to war to fight for our freedom and its our own damn country that wants to take it away..This is bullshit they take our husbands away and they cant leave us alone at least with a few toys around we can still be faithful to our spouses while they are away fighting for our screwed up country..

What they send our men off to war to fight for our freedom and its our own damn country that wants to take it away..This is bullshit they take our husbands away and they cant leave us alone at least with a few toys around we can still be faithful to our spouses while they are away fighting for our screwed up country..

I think this law is byfar the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard of.And i know for a fact that half the people whi are agaisnt this are the people who are mostly useing these toys.I have a sex shop in Bama, and i know that i seel most of my sex toys to shurch going people preachers.lawyers and cops.
So like i said i think this law is just stupid..They can have my sex toy when they pry it from my cold dead hands..
there not thinking about how many relationships sex toys save.Thats BAMA for ya!!!
I hate this law and im starting to hate BAMA also.

[They can have my sex toy when they pry it from my cold dead hands..]

i'd say you've got the makings of a hot selling bumper sticker there kayla
but probably in california, not alabama