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Mary Cheney: It's a Boy!
Dick Cheney's already a grandfather. There are five young impressionable minds he's molding; let that one settle in. (And all those family hunting trips? Hopefully the grandkids get the good body armor.) Now a sixth is on the way, this one born of his lesbian daughter Mary and her partner, Heather Poe. Cheney has hardly been the bragging granddad to date, but yesterday he went public with his pride as he announced that the baby is a boy.
Cheney told ABC Radio, "I'm looking forward to the arrival of a new grandson." He said that the baby was due next month (but didn't say whether his nursery is filled with purple Teletubbies or is swathed with a rainbow).
He also didn't say that he supports the right of said grandson's parents to be happily married. The bastard.
"I think each state ought to have the capacity to decide how they want to handle those issues . . . And I obviously think it's important for us as a society to be tolerant and respectful of whatever arrangements people enter into."
Cheney's punt to the states is telling. His daughter and her partner live in Virginia, where in November voters approved a sweeping amendment banning gay marriage (and stripping all unmarried couples of many rights). So Poe will have no legal relationship to the child she and Mary are bringing into the world together — how would Dick feel about this one if Poe were the one carrying the baby?
But in some ways, this was a pretty big step for the guy. Remember back in January when Wolf Blitzer asked him about the impending arrival of his grandchild? Cheney warmly replied that the topic was "out of line."
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I feel sorry for the kid; his biological mother is a spineless twit who has already sold her soul to stay in Daddy's good graces and his will. Plus, just look at Granddad, a man who is not only responsible for endless corruption and deaths but, on a petty note, looks like bad breath personified. Oh come on, you all know its true. If halitosis had a face, it would be Dick Cheney's.
Thanks for the laugh Paul. I needed that.
Imagine this kid entering college in the future, if you really want to feel sorry for him. No one will want to be friends with the kid whose granddaddy personally increased global warming.
By then, there will already be millions of climate disruption refugees fleeing what's left of their countries to try to find someplace with clean fresh water and some top soil left to grow food. Such places will be few and far between. Darfur is already a sign of what happens when lakes dry up and desertification increases.
It will only get worse. Remember, the climate disruption we already see is the result of the carbon levels from ten years ago. Today's carbon levels will not have their full effect until ten years from now. The ten year lag is part of what has allowed people like The Little Dick to deny that there is a problem, that and a short-sighted screw everyone, I'm making money, kind of attitude.
Posted by: Misanthropic Scott on 04/06/07 at 7:49 AM Respond
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