Petophilia!
News: A shocking glimpse of how we let our furry friends into our hearts, our pocketbooks—and our bedrooms!
March 28, 2008
2 in 3 American households have pets; 1 in 3 has children.
In 2006, Americans spent nearly $45 billion on their pets. The pet industry is growing nearly twice as fast as the economy.
Industry analysts say the "recession-resistant" boom is fueled by empty nesters and singles who are putting off marriage and kids.
Rhymes With Rich
When she died last year, Leona Helmsley left $12 million to her Maltese, Trouble, and nothing to two of her grandkids and her 12 great-grandkids. With annual expenses of $300,000 and a life expectancy of 15 years, the 8-year-old lucky dog could leave behind more than $9 million.
1/3 of women surveyed by the American Kennel Club agreed with the statement "If my dog was a man, he'd be my boyfriend!"
69% of owners let their pets sleep in their bed. Sleep-clinic patients who own pets report that 21% of dogs and 7% of cats snore.
PetSmart ceo Philip Francis and his wife share a bed with their pooch, Bit O' Honey.
People can match photos of purebred dogs with photos of their masters 64% of the time.
1/3 of pet owners give their pets birthday presents; 2/3 give holiday gifts.
Americans spent $24.5 billion on pet health care in 2006. Popular canine meds include Eli Lilly's beef-flavored "canine separation anxiety" drug, Reconcile, and Pfizer's diet drug, Slentrol.
Pfizer claims that up to 40% of American dogs—17 million in all—are overweight.
Smug Pug
In her online diary, "Confessions from a Canine Drama Queen," Tori Spelling's pug, Mimi La Rue, writes, "we might be moving back to LA—the city of superficiality and where dogs are merely accessories for spoiled celebrities who want their picture on the cover of trashy tabloids!"
15% of dog owners and 11% of cat owners bought urns for their pets' ashes in 2006.
Oprah has denied rumors that she set aside a $30 million bequest for her five dogs.
Mr. Winkle, a mutt who has appeared on Sex and the City and the Today show, has gotten 74 million hits on his website and receives up to 50 emails a day.
More than 360,000 dogs are registered on the social-networking site Dogster.com. More than 150,000 cats have pages on Catster.com.
Pamela Anderson's Chihuahua, Luca, "married" a golden retriever in a ceremony on the beach in Malibu in August 2005.
For $85/night, San Francisco's Wag pet hotel offers suites for dogs with plasma TVs, paintings, and classical music. Blueberry facial scrubs are $30 extra.
Life After Neverland
Michael Jackson's former pet chimpanzee Bubbles now lives in a Florida sanctuary. The twentysomething chimp's caregivers describe him as "sensitive and dramatic."
Walt Disney World will open a pet resort next year including "nature hikes" and "pampering services ranging from ice cream treats to bedtime stories."
The number of animal trainers has nearly tripled since 2000. Says the founder of the Association of Pet Dog Trainers, "the job is 90% people training."
A bipolar Missouri man has a registered "service parrot" named Sadie. "When I start having anxiety attacks," he says, "she'll say, 'Jim, I love you.'"
The iPond, a portable audio speaker combined with a 22-ounce aquarium, sparked outrage when it hit shelves in Australia last year. It is nearly 17 times smaller than the recommended tank size for a single small fish.
In January, the British prime minister's office rejected a 12-year-old's petition to allow elephants as backyard pets.
More than 650 million exotic animals were imported into the U.S. between 2003 and 2006.
Sick Scents
Juicy Couture's Dog Pawfum, "the first fragrance for the decadent dog," sells for $60 an ounce. A dog's sense of smell is more than 100 times stronger than a human's.
Last December, a Kansas City man pleaded guilty to planning to smoke the dried venom of a Sonoran Desert toad to get high.
"Godzilla" is the most popular name for female pet reptiles. For males, it's "Buddy."
There are 5,000 tigers in captivity in the U.S.—the same number as are in the wild worldwide.
A New Yorker kept a Siberian tiger in his apartment for nearly two years before authorities took it away in 2003. "I miss him a lot," lamented the owner. "He's like my brother, my best friend, my only friend, really."
Despite being mauled by his white tiger Montecore in 2003, Roy Horn of Siegfried & Roy visits him every week and calls him "my lifesaver."
Michael Jackson statue: Corbis Sygma/Bob Collier; all other images are believed to be in the public domain.


imals simply to make themselves feel good rather than doing what is best for the animal. Critter Camp Exotic Pet Sanctuary in Northern IL cares for over 200 abandoned, abused, ill, elderly and otherwise homeless exotic pets of 27 different species. It is the only sanctuary of its kind in the US that takes in such a large variety of pets. These animals were usually about to be put down simply because they had outlived their usefulness to people. We do not believe that this is an appropriate course for a caring compassionate species to take. Humans bred every animal that we care for specifically to be a companion animal, therefore each one deserves to live a full life in comfort and safety, cared for by humans. Critter Camp educates people on the care and needs of such pets as well. We try to help prevent the purchasing of any pet on impulse. The very best advice we can give to prospective pet owners is to visit someone who actually has the type of pet your are considering, !
whether it is a dalmation or a kinkajou. This is the only way !
you can
truly learn about the day to day needs of the animal, and the potential downfalls to ownership of it. Critter Camp is planning to build a \"green\" sanctuary in the next few years utilizing passive and active solar and wind power, as well as composting, etc. The new building will house over 650 homeless exotic pets, everything from hamsters to iguanas,and rabbits to fennec foxes. Please feel free to contact us here at Critter Camp at any time concerning pet care questions. Visit our website www.crittercamp.biz too! Thank you! Beth Randall, Director Critter Camp Exotic Pet Sanctuary