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IN A SOCIETY where the average family moves every five years, where people have long commutes from exurb to office park and spend precious little time with family, much less neighbors, megachurches solve the problem of dehydrated community. Just appear, the megachurch says, and you are one of us. The size of congregations, far from being a deterrent, is a draw, providing the anonymity that allows the curious ("seekers," in the parlance) to feel comfortable browsing for a church that suits their needs. From a doctrinal point of view, size is a natural byproduct of righteousness. Anyway, if it weren't a good product, would so many people be buying it?

Megachurches don't just physically resemble malls, they mimic the very essence of what a mall offers, consolidating convenience, entertainment, neighborhood, even employment. But in a larger sense, the megachurch resembles the Norman Rockwell town square—the commons. All churches promise forgiveness and salvation, but the key to the megachurch is that it provides all kinds of social services and functions that struggling old-line parishes have been forced to off-load. By taking on roles as various as those of the neighborhood welcome committee, the Rotary, the corner diner, the country club mixer, the support group—and, of course, family and school—megachurches have become the tightly knit villages that many Americans think they grew up in and can now find only on television. It's no coincidence that so many megachurches have the word "community" in their names. In a sense they operate much like medieval city-states, and it is telling that a megachurch in Longmont, Colorado, plans to develop 313 surrounding acres into residences, a community college, and a senior center.

Suffixes of "community" and "church" aside, Willow Creek's name came, appropriately enough, from the fact that the congregation once met in the husk of the Willow Creek movie theater. Rather like malls that take their names from what they destroy, this church takes its name from a competing form of entertainment.

Megachurches are designed to be familiar, nonthreatening, fun. The main entrance to Willow Creek is no portal done up like a passage into another world with a huge arch and gargoyles. Inside there's not an ounce of old-time religiosity. No icons, no crucified Christs, no stained glass, no polished silver or gold. And no "Sunday best." There's an almost aggressive insistence on informality, as if to show the genuine nature of voluntary spirituality. The 7,200-seat gunmetal gray auditorium has stadium seating and automatic curtains that lower to create a calm half-light. As one Willow Creek official has said, "You can't convince the unchurched that they have to sit on a hard seat in a draft for an hour every Sunday morning because that's what people did 500 years ago."

Down front is a floodlit stage with two 16-by-28-foot LED screens. When the pastor (although that term is rarely used—first names suffice) delivers the sermon (although "message" is the term of choice), these screens allow him to show a cartoon or filmstrip to illustrate his points. As with many megachurches, Willow Creek's music is generated by a large live band, including electric guitars and saxophones. Churchgoers once had to squint at hymnals, but here projectors show the words (as well as the perpetual copyright notices) of the poppy songs.

These electronic altars may seem luxurious, but they are more practical than buying thousands of hymnals and prayer books. No mass page-flipping by parishioners, who are never lost during the service. The singing is uniformly booming and enthusiastic, partly because of the music's catchy simplicity—no minor 18th-century composers here— but also because people have their chins up and their hands free.

In a reiteration of the medieval morality play, the Willow Creek service often kicks off with a playlet illustrating a workaday problem before the pastor, Bill Hybels, takes the stage. Well-scrubbed and casually dressed, he speaks about "virtue development" or "life at the boiling point" or some other general theme. Over the weekend there are three interchangeable, 30-minute "seeker services," which the church has called, with deflective candor, Christianity 101. Midweek features a "believer service." This is grad school, the place for real transcendence... and tithing.

The weekend seeker services, however, are aimed at the skeptical. Hence Hybels' focus on a nurturing, forgiving God eager to help with the stresses facing most families. It goes without saying that religious explosions like this one depend on a charismatic character who spots the needs of a population, and Hybels is no exception. Looking over his sermons of the last decade, you can see a chicken-soup-for-the-soul inventory. Adjustment is key: adjusting to your children, to a spouse having an affair, to apathy, to abortion, to debt, to divorce, to drugs, to competition, to being lonely, to not measuring up, to repetition, to sloppiness, to lust, to anger, to being passed by, to racism, to growing older, and, well, to just about everything that men, especially, would prefer not to speak about in public. State-of-the-art duplicating machines guarantee that on the way out you can pick up a tape or CD of exactly the sermon you just witnessed so that you can revisit the coping lessons on your ride home.

In just 30 years, Willow Creek has become one of the nation's largest congregations; 18,000 people attend services on any given weekend. And while independent of any top-down denomination, it has expanded sideways into its own Willow Creek Association—a national network of more than 10,000 institutions listed in an atlas of churches sympathetic to Willowesque branding. If this sounds suspiciously like a denomination, so be it. What it really represents is the franchising of a formatted service, the Home Depot of epiphany.

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"Snakes In The PULPIT" will expose all mega pastors www.sankesinthechurch.com
Posted by:Reuben Armstrong ShowJuly 7, 2007 9:02:28 AMRespond ^
(Dallas Texas) National Talk Show Host Reuben Armstrong, the Author of Snakes in the Pulpit, has scheduled a live emergency chat on Thursday August 16th 2007 from 6:00pm to 7pm central standard time. Since Armstrong’s book has been getting national and global attention, he wants to interact with some of his viewers. Due to the over response of the thousands of positive emails and positive phone calls to the Armstrong Staff about the book Snakes in the Pulpit which is scheduled to be released on August 29th 2007, Armstrong said that he feels it is his duty as a Talk Show Host to chat live with his millions of viewers as requested. Armstrong said that the emails and phone calls has encouraged him so much that he would like to announce that there will be a 3 part series to Snakes in the Pulpit. During an interview with the media, Armstrong said that he is crying out to everyone who has been deceived by the False “PROPHITS”. Armstrong’s second book will be titled My Cry out to the Mega-snakes which he will use real life stories of people that have been abused by these so-called men of God. The Reuben Armstrong show live Broadcast can be seen nationally on www.reubenarmstrongshow.com or on 8 TV stations around the world. Live Chat Information August 16th 2007 from 6:00 p.m. to 7pm CST Log on to www.reubenarmstrongshow.com Click on the tab “chat with Reuben” and you will be directed to the chat page This Broadcast is open to any one who would like to participate in this open forum. Please, if you want to chat live with Reuben you need to be there real early first come first serve as there will be hundreds of people chatting about this controversial book. The Reuben Armstrong Staff ask that everyone act civilized. If the chat gets out of hand, we will be forced to close the chat immediately. Please forward this information to everyone you care about:
Posted by:i have the newsAugust 9, 2007 7:04:58 AMRespond ^
BISHOP EDDIE LONG AND BISHOP T.D. JAKES "ATTACK" TALK SHOW HOST REUBEN ARMSTRONG Dallas, TX (snakesinthepulpit.com) - It started after a radio interview in Atlanta, Georgia. Two of the four top Mega -Pastors that have been exposed in the book "Snakes in the Pulpit" are now THREATENING Talk Show Host Reuben Armstrong. Armstrong is the author of "Snakes in the Pulpit", which is now available for purchase on his website at www.snakesinthepulpit.com Armstrong said it's no surprise that the enemies are trying to attack him. "When you are dealing with so-called men of God, you expect the worst." The book which exposes Eddie Long, Joel Osteen, Creflo Dollar and TD Jakes on how they are using the Word of God to manipulate true believers for Fame and Fortune is scheduled to be released to the public August 29th, 2007. Armstrong said during a press conference with the media, "the Devil knows that by exposing these so-called men of God his party is about to stop." Armstrong nor his staff went into details about the attack, but clearly state that "God is his Protector and no weapon form against him shall prosper." The Reuben Armstrong Show was recently dumped by Streaming Faith, a Christian based site after exposing some of their beloved ministries. Armstrong said during a recent press conference, "It's not about Streaming Faith nor about the employees of Streaming Faith. It's about getting SOULS to Christ and that's the main focus." Armstrong's show can now been seen on his website, www.reubenarmstrongshow.com, and is broadcasted on TV in 8 states. Media Contact: Reuben Armstrong 972-333-9526 or 1-877-773-8236 Email us: reubenshow@hotmail.com Web: www.snakesinthepulpit.com
Posted by:news you can useAugust 18, 2007 6:48:50 AMRespond ^
Your book raises many questions. I am a Christian, and listen to all four Preachers regularly. They are all inspirational. I hope they are God's anoited, and not false prophets!If these are true men of God and you ridicule them unjustly, then God will deal with you as he did with Saul. On the other hand, if you are right about these men, exposing them is the right thing to do.
Posted by:Bill WinchesterAugust 23, 2007 12:39:57 PMRespond ^
Totally fascinating piece of editorial. It tore at the very core of my being, which has been conflicted about organized religion for the last 40 years. I feel worse than ever. But i shall not relinquish my faith and/or belief that god exists and that He is our lifeline to salvation.
Posted by:C. DomneysSeptember 13, 2007 4:29:38 PMRespond ^
Why the leaders and the pastors of these churches are not keeping the Sabbath day.
Posted by:Leonard PayneSeptember 13, 2007 5:14:58 PMRespond ^
Some of these pastors need to learn the teaching of Mr. Herbert W. Armstrong, God end time apostle, Ronald Weinland and Gerald Flurry God's end time witnesses.
Posted by:Leonard PayneSeptember 13, 2007 5:21:48 PMRespond ^
I am so sad for you, with all the wrong things that are going on you choose to take apart the church of God. The four churches you are talking about are churches that teach the word with bible in hand. They give to the poor in various programs every week. pick apart God's best they can take it. We will be praying for you. May God bless and forgive you.
Posted by:MaryOctober 5, 2007 3:31:14 PMRespond ^
What nerve! I suppose there are no "white" snakes in the pulpit. After all, you didn't attack not one white preacher and we all know there are hundreds of them. Anyhow, you apparently are hoping to get rich yourself. Well, you can't point a finger at anyone else when you're guilty of doing the same thing.
Posted by:b. thomasOctober 6, 2007 7:39:54 PMRespond ^
I am interested in why there is so much mud slinging going on. Was it not Jesus who said in John 8:7, (6-8 in Context)This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not. So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her”. And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground. I will not cast a stone on any TV Preacher, for I am not without sin. Either the Bible is all True or it is all False. It is YOU that decides which way it goes. The Bible is not all Literal, it has Types and Shadows, Metaphors, Parables, etc. To take the Bible totally literal, you would have to cut your hands off and gouge your eyes out in order not to sin. Now is anyone actually going to do that? Jesus spoke a lot about money, power, hell, and love, along with a few other topics. John 20:29 reads, Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed. I haven’t seen Jesus, yet I believe that he was born of a virgin, in a stable in Bethlehem, at 12 Jesus was teaching the priests, and at 30-33, Jesus healed the sick, made the blind see, cast out demons, slept, ate, walked, talked and prayed over the people he healed, and especially the 12 He picked to carry His Message on. He was bloodily beaten, spit on, laughed at, ridiculed, then, they hung Him on a tree, where He shed His blood for humankind, died, three days later, he rose, took the keys from hell, and is LIVING at the RIGHT hand of God the Father. That is the MESSAGE THAT WE SHOULD BE TELLING! 1 John 4:20 tells me, If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen? This is what people are doing when they gossip and laugh about what others are doing in the Name of Jesus. The Bible is clear that to stand for Jesus, we will be criticized, ridiculed, laughed at, attacked - verbally as well as physically, accused of false teachings, be spit at, talked about, lied about, and WE WILL SUFFER FOR OUR NAME’S SAKE, JESUS! I am ready, are you?
Posted by:CinderellaOctober 15, 2007 7:05:47 PMRespond ^
ISNT A SHAME THAT GODS TRUE BELIEVERS CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TRUE AND THE FALSE. CURE FOR THIS, GET AQUAINTED WITH GODS WORD AND NOT THE TRADITION OF MEN THAT HAS BEEN AND IS BEING TAUGHT BY MOST OF THE SO CALLED MEN OF GOD.
Posted by:BILL DAVIDSONOctober 16, 2007 4:01:17 PMRespond ^
I stand with my Brother in him exposing these profits. Church is a business. It is about making money. They do not preach the truth of Almighty Yahweh and lead people to a false deity in that of jezeus and do not follow the Commandments of Yahweh. Yahweh Said that if you love me then you will keep my commandments the do not keep the Sabbath and they do not lead any one to Yahweh. they are sun worshipers. They worship on sun thus they worship not Yahweh but jezeus. How is just another in the line of sun deities that can not save you, but only send you into eternal damnation. repent and turn back to Yahweh and stop following these pimps. If you want the truth Seek and you shall find it. www.bethyah.org
Posted by:Pastor PenningtonOctober 18, 2007 10:27:01 AMRespond ^
I am reluctantly posting this response due to the ridiculous nature of this topic. Unbelievable that this author has stooped so low in an attempt at being successful. Why would one seek success by ridiculing others? I truly support the need of God's people being informed and not misled, but clearly you are not the messenger. What will judgement day look like for you?
Posted by:Houston, TexasOctober 25, 2007 9:27:39 PMRespond ^
The Lord says, in His word to Expose the Deeds of Darkness. As a former member, employee and armor bearer of Bishop I.V. and Bridget Hilliard....I say, "Preach the Word." Let the word of God be true and EVERY man a liar. Continue to stand up for TRUTH! Stop the deception, manipulation and fleecing of God's people.
Posted by:DeliveredNovember 10, 2007 6:51:33 PMRespond ^
What part of your walk is about the love that Christ taught. It isn't in what you wrote. Have you considered therapy?
Posted by:TrudyDecember 5, 2007 3:12:15 PMRespond ^


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