That’s right, smarty-pants.

[So I guess one of those “Got Milk” commercials with Dole sporting a milk-mustache is out of the question.]

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"We know [smoking's] not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good."

–Bob Dole on the campaign trail June 14, 1996, in Birmingham, Alabama.

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