honoring our rubber-stamp congress, whose members have found plenty of time to do squat
The Talk Dirty to Me Award
Rep. Barbara Cubin (R-Wyo.) was talking policy with some donors when, in stunning non sequitur fashion, she announced, "I know what Victoria's Secret is. She's a slut."
John Breaux, having been named an honorary "coxswain" of the U.S. Coast Guard, was traveling with a New Republic reporter and couldn't stop entertaining himself. "Hey! Look at this -- I'm a cocks'n!" Breaux said. "Does my wife know?" Passing a Hooters restaurant, he said, "Hey! Maybe I should get a job there, since I'm a cocks'n!"