Rep. John Sweeney (R-N.Y.) crashed an Alpha Delta Phi frat bash at Union College in his district and let the students take videos and pictures of him in full party mode. A Sweeney staffer defended his decision: As a committed representative of the people throughout the area where he lives and works, he enjoyed the discussion he shared with the students, she wrote, adding that Sweeney was impressed with the energy and enthusiasm the students displayedparticularly on a Friday evening.
Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-Calif.) replied to critics who argued that immigrants performed a great deal of Americas farm labor: I say let the prisoners pick the fruits.
Rep. Jo Ann Emerson (R-Mo.) justified a trip to Santa Barbara paid for by the Fetzer Institute to foster awareness of the power of love and forgiveness on the grounds that such spiritual self-reflection was part of her official duties.
Senator John Kerry (D-Mass.) proposed bill S.B. 2577, making it easier for a home-state company to import certain golf club driver heads with plasma welded face plate. Kerry offered a number of other obscure protectionist bills, including S.B. 2578, which would protect certain golf club driver heads with rhombus shaped center facea club that cries out to be named The Kerry.
Senator George Allen (R-Va.) told U.S. News & World Report: I cut my own grass, and then, deciding to pump up the Bushian machismo, added that he uses a John Deere 155 lawn tractor while listening to NASCAR with headphones.
Winner! Jo Ann Emerson, who replied to a constituents letter about excess oil company profits by concluding: Please feel free to contact me with other matters that are of importance to you. I am honored to serve as your Representative in the U.S. Congress. I think youre an asshole.