Meet the Attack Lads - John Kerry Windsurfing
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this ad was comissioned by
Progress for America/PFA Voter Fund
founded by
Tony Feather
now works for:
Mitt Romney
contracted with
Tom Synhorst
cofounded
Feather Larson Synhorst with Tony Feather.
was run by
Chris LaCivita
has worked for:
DCI Group
consults for:
Mercury Public Affairs
was linked to:
Phone jamming (2002)
chris lacivita did consulting for:
Swift Boat Veterans for Truth (2004)
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Transcript:
[Music] Female Announcer: John Kerry's hobby? Windsurfing huh issues dude. He claims to be the big kahuna on terror but votes to cut defense and intelligence. The Patriot Act? Whichever way the wind blows, Kerry rides the wave. And Kerry surfs every direction on Iraq.
Kerry: I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it.
Female Announcer: Windsurfing: hot on water; bad on issues. Total wipeout.
[SFX: chorus "total wipeout"] Progress for America Voter Fund is responsible for the content of this surfin' message.
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