Wow. Our experiment is off to a great start—let's see if we can finish it off sooner than expected.
Walking through beautiful Inwood Park the other day, in the middle of our picturesque snowstorm, I suddenly heard a familiar voice. It was a snowman in the image of (major global warming denier) Senator James Inhofe. "It's all bunk, Sonny," he said. "It's cold, right? There's all this snow, right? What are ya, blind?" Just then Shoshana the Rescue Dog appeared on the scene. "Well, it sure feels warmer," he mumbled. "Don't know what to think now."