Dr. Strangeloaf: A Survival-Food Taste Test
How I learned to stop worrying and love the Candwich.
In 1961, the Pentagon ordered 150 million crushed-wheat wafers to be distributed to fallout shelters and opened in the event of nuclear war. The biscuit, the New York Times reported with some trepidation, "tastes something like a graham cracker." Since then, the selection of survival food has expanded with every end-times scare, from Y2K to 2012. A sampling of what's in the well-provisioned bug-out bag:
AmeriQual macaroni and beef in sauce Meal Ready to Eat
This vacuum-sealed staple, beloved of American soldiers with no other menu options, comes with peanut butter, crackers, raisins, a toaster pastry, and an oatmeal cookie. Want vegetables? Go nibble some grass. Shelf life: 5 years (or more)
Mountain House freeze-dried eggs with bacon
After a month of chasing squirrels, you won't mind the unnaturally yellow color, the flavor of liquid smoke, or the spongy texture. Shelf life: 7 years