Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant and the Patriot Act Is Going to Expire

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You’re just enjoying your Sunday evening when BAM: EXTRA! EXTRA! PATRIOTISM DEAD.

Then, just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water:

Journalists live for days like this. I can’t help but wonder how The Newsroom would have covered this monumental night.