Wow. Our experiment is off to a great start—let's see if we can finish it off sooner than expected.
The National Organization for Marriage, which probably called you Vermonters recently during dinner about keeping holy wedlock away from The Gays, has a video for you. Why are the people in it more concerned about gay marriage than the lightning bolts falling around them? Never mind, watch people flub their homophobic lines on these audition tapes instead:
UPDATE: The audition tapes are already inspiring YouTube parodies.