Is Glenn Beck a murderer? No, of course not. But that hasn't stopped a LOL-seeker from setting up the satirical site Glenn Beck Raped And Murdered A Young Girl In 1990.com to taunt the emotionally fragile Fox host with a dose of his own brand of argument by innuendo. As it explains: "We're not accusing Glenn Beck of raping and murdering a young girl in 1990 — in fact, we think he didn't! But we can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations."
A few weeks ago, Beck sicced his attorneys on the site and asked the Internet gods (i.e., the World Intellectual Property Office) to transfer its URL to him. In a nice twist, his lawyers alleged that the site both rips off Beck's brand and is "plainly libelous, plainly false" and therefore "is likely to cause confusion for consumers"—presumably consumers who think Beck has set up a site to spread scurrilous rumors about himself. What Beck and his lawyers don't get is that they're not trying to shut down a website; they're trying to shut down an Internet meme. And that's why they're about to get a steaming helping of FAIL.