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Tip to Thieves: Rolexes Engraved "Paris Hilton" Are Not a Good Idea
It's Friday afternoon and this blogger is going to indulge in a brief moment of "I'm smarter than you." (It's a blogger thing.) Not that I'm such a genius, but I think if I were an LAX airport employee and were going to steal some stuff from passenger luggage, I would avoid luggage belonging to celebrities. Chances are, they'll have one of their people report the theft, and chances are city officials will investigate since Los Angeles' very existence depends on its being celebrity-friendly. So, you see, I am smarter than the 8 luggage screeners and 3 others being charged with stealing jewelry, expensive watches, and cigarettes from Paris Hilton and the singer Keyshia Cole.
What an amazing Friday! I'm veritably high on myself right now.
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hmmmm, yeh it would be hard to do anything with a famous person's stuff...bad choice..
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Posted by: James on 03/23/07 at 4:37 PM Respond