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Golf Is the Justice Department's Solution to Gangs?
In another embarrassing moment for the DOJ, ABC News reported that Justice recently awarded a competitive half-million dollar grant for prevention of juvenile delinquency to the World Golf Foundation's First Tee program.
"We need something really attractive to engage the gangs and the street kids. Golf is the hook," said J. Robert Flores of the Justice Department's Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention.
Yes, golf is famous for that.
What Flores neglected to mention, however, was that the Justice Department—implementing the Bush administration's state mandate to support "scientifically" based programs—already gave First Tees a middling rating; Justice ranked First Tee 47th on its list of 104 applicants.
Flores, who was appointed by President Bush in 2002 and has distributed about $1.5 billion dollars in federal money in his current position, said that he selects the programs for grants based on the "overall" need, not necessarily on the rating his own department gives the applications. Many other programs that the Justice Department rated highly were denied grants.
So why on earth was the golf program given this fancy grant? It's possible the program's honorary spokesman had something to do with it. —Daniel Luzer
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Hey, they just couldn't stomach the concept of Midnight Basketball (which had some amount of success). This was as close as they could get.
Just as soon as they get all the donated golf clubs and the tee times arranged at public courses, this will take off like wildfire...not!
I was dragged around a country club course growing up. I saw quite a few old wealthy white men throw their clubs(twice into a lake), bend and break their clubs, hit their carts, wreck their carts, and healthy screaming and cursing. I can't wait til this takes off in the gang world. (As it certainly will!!). I can't wait for the first Crips Tournament. And who will take the first Green Gat?
Posted by: Justin on 06/13/08 at 5:45 AM Respond
Man, I hope someone will follow this story a bit further.
Five bucks says Bush receives a disgustingly high honorarium fee for his next public appearance on the foundation's behalf.
The story of his presidency in a nutshell.
Posted by: nic on 06/13/08 at 8:19 AM Respond
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Posted by: Egalitare on 06/12/08 at 2:57 PM Respond