Massa-isms

This has been an historic week. Never before have so many hard news stories contained the term "tickle fight."  And for that the world has Eric Massa to thank. The congressman, who resigned this week amidst allegations that he'd groped male staffers, could have gone quietly. Instead he gave a series of cringe-worthy interviews, using a variety of colorful terminology in a futile attempt to explain his inexplicable actions. Meanwhile, Massa's former Navy shipmates came forward with salacious details—and vocab—of their own. Here's your glossary to one salty scandal.