In an apparent effort to prove that you can write an explainer about anything, Alex Abad-Santos writes one today about the Taken movies. So how good is Liam Neeson’s advice in those movies to the 
various family members of his that get abducted? Here is Abad-Santos:
According to the a safety protocol guide on the USDA’s website, it’s recommended that you….
Wait. The USDA? As in the Department of Agriculture? WTF?
Anyway, yes: it turns out the United States Department of Agriculture has a Personnel and Document Security Division, and they have a handy web page called “Kidnapping and Hostage Survival Guidelines.” Sadly, it turns out not to really be a USDA document. It’s part of a security program developed for the Defense Security Service Academy by the Defense Personnel Security Research Center. The security awareness cartoons were provided by the Information and Personnel Security Office, Chief of Naval Operations. From there, the whole package was distributed to other government agencies, including the USDA.
Still, it has a quiz! If you’d like to test your knowledge of proper security procedures for government employees, click here.