- We’re staying in Tel Aviv.
- We’re leaving Paris.1
- Maybe some “patriotically minded” Russians interfered with the US elections after all.
But don’t worry. White House flack Hope Hicks says everything is going to be OK:
President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor … and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible.
In short, Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being she’s ever known in her life.
1Unless sources in the White House are lying again just for lulz.