This is Hilbert hiding under a bench we keep near the front door. I really wish I could get a video showing how he slithers under there. He looks like a spatchcocked chicken wiggling his way in. Unfortunately, I never get any warning before he suddenly decides to dive into hiding, so no video is likely to appear soon. In the meantime, enjoy this picture showing how well concealed he is from prying eyes.

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