November/December 2003 Issue

Shake Yo’ Windows and Rattle Yo’ Walls

“The Times They Are A-Changing’,” as Shizzolated into Snoop Dogg-speak by the automated translator at AskSnoop.com

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Come gather ’round muthas

Wherever yo’ ass roam

Amd admit that da waters

Around yo’ ass has grown

And accept that shiznit that soon

Yo’ ass’ll be drenched da bone

If yo’ time yo’ ass

Is worth savin’

Then yo’ ass better start swimmin’

Or yo’ ass’ll sink like a stone

For da times they are a-changin’,

Know what I’m sayin’?

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