“Jurassic World” Is Apparently Not About Humans and Dinosaurs Teaming Up To Solve Crimes


I was pretty sure the dinosaurs and the people were going to get along really well and maybe go around the country solving crimes together.

I was apparently incorrect.

If the scientists are making these dinosaurs from scratch why don’t they just like take out their teeth or make them allergic to human flesh or something? I’m no big city scientist, but I feel like the whole “they keep eating us!” thing could be bred out of them.

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